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Hands: A Protomen Story
The concert hall was charged with electricity even before the lights dimmed.  And when they did fade, only to illuminate the band, the very air seemed to be stifling a roar.  The metaphorical butterflies in the stomach were large as eagles, every flap of the wings, every second, building tension.
Kilroy strode onstage and the air exploded around them; the cheers would have deafened the Protomen themselves had they not been wearing earplugs.  The drummer of the group, Demon Barber, grinned. This was his moment.  He raised the drumsticks high with pride and brought them down as the rest of the band stepped into the light.  Kilroy greeted the crowd, the concert formally began, and the message began to be spread.  
Drumbeats, soft and steady as a heartbeat, pulsed through the hall.  In a matter of moments the drums were joined by a piano; though the keyboard’s pace was faster, the drum kept it alive.  In a
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A Protomen Monologue
You don’t know who we are.  You don’t know our names.  Heck, you don’t even know if we have names.  You don’t know where we’re from, how we got here, how we keep going.  But what you’re here tonight to learn, to know, is why we’re here.  Why the government’s after our heads.  Why the robots are on constant alert.  Why, every night, we risk our necks for you ignorant masses.
I don’t mean to offend when I say that; it’s the plain and simple truth.  You are ignorant, and we are here to teach.  Let me tell you a story…of the time before the robots.  Before the world fell to the iron will and iron soldiers of one man.
Before the robots there was music.  And I don’t mean the monotonous political garbage they feed you on the loudspeakers every night.  I don’t mean the mantra you chant daily, brain
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I got pretty bored earlier and decided to do some surveys and I thought I'd post the answers. I don't remember where they were from though. They have all been put into a minimalistic format for ease of reading.

Name: Connor Evans
Birthday: October 28 1998
Birthplace: Medway Hospital
Current Location: My room.
Eye Color: I don't even know...
Hair Color: Currently blue-black.
Height: about 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I favor my right.
Your Heritage: I'm an eighth canadian but mostly english .
The Shoes You Wore Today: black and white canvases.
Your Weakness: I'm a bit of an asshole, apparently.
Your Phobias: Heights, Needles and Animals.
Your Perfect Pizza: Any as long as it doesn't have any vegetables on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Above C's on my GCSE's.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "It's morning already?"
Your Best Physical Feature: Hm, I never considered this. Hair, I suppose.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I happen to pass out.
Your Most Missed Memory: Disneyland, twice.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:  Burger King, they sell burgers with bacon in all year round.
Single or Group Dates: Neither.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton. Nestea isn't something we get in England.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino is coffee? I like neither.
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: Frequently.
Do you Sing: Sometimes.
Do you Shower Daily: Uhh, who (besides hobos and hippies) doesn't?
Have you Been in Love: Not really.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, which one however, I'm less sure of.
Do you want to get Married: Not really.
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not severely. Although I have been known to get mildly ill on boats…
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think I'm ugly… I clean up nicely.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: Somewhat.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I don't mind them.
Do you play an Instrument: I have a guitar that I keep meaning to learn.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, it's yucky.
In the past month have you Smoked: I like my lungs.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Over-the-counter.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not in the last month
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I've never tried it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I'd have to be dating someone to be dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Good Lord, no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: I don't drink.
Ever been called a Tease: No, I'm a pretty held back person.
Ever been Beaten up: Not really.
Ever Shoplifted: Why would I do that?
How do you want to Die: Peacefully, in my sleep, and hopefully after living a full life.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fuck if I know.
What country would you most like to Visit: 'merica
Favourite Eye Color: Silver, maybe.
Favourite Hair Color: Blue.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: Doesn't really matter.
Weight: Proportional to height.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever I feel like wearing.
Number of Drugs I have taken: What kind of survey is this?
Number of CDs I own: Oh, several dozen, probably.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Two or three.
Whats your name Backwards? Ronnoc Snave... Sounds evil.
How long have you lived? 15 years.
Do you live with both your parents? Yes.
Why or why not? Because I'm fifteen.
Do you have any siblings? Yes.
If you do, do you get along with them? One word, annoying.
Fondest Childhood memory? Again, Disneyland.
Worst childhood memory? Oh, I don't know…
Were you a loser as a kid? Not really.
Do you still live in the house you do now? I'm puzzled by this question… if I lived in a house other than the one I lived in, wouldn't that mean I didn't have a house at all?
Did you ever have a sandbox? Once.
Describe yourself when you were a child? Hmm… I was a normal child… I went to school & played outside. I was considered a little bit strange but I was by no means an outcast.
What do you like to do most? Videogames (Is there anything else to like doing?)
Do you drive? No, I'm fifteen.
Ever driven drunk? No.
Have you ever had an orgasm? Again, I ask… what kind of survey is this?!
Have you looked at a porno before? Not intentionally…
If so was it intentional? How predictable.
Do you like flowers? Not particularly… they make me sneeze.
Do you think valentines day is the most retarded f**k**g holiday ever? The author of the survey seems to be rather bitter, no?
Dilate? Not sure what this means…
Do you like day or night more? Night, I like the darkness.
Whats your favorite Season? Spring
Whats the best thing that has ever happened to you? That is a very hard question to answer.
When was the last time you went to the zoo? The first time I went to a zoo.
Whats your idea of a good time? Alone on my 'puter.
Whats your bigest problem? When people misspell simple words like "biggest."
Do your ears hang low? No. No, they do not.
Ever been out of country? Of course.
Have you lived in the same town your whole life? No.
Had sex? No, I'm fifteen.
Any surgery? No, although I guess laser eye surgery would do me good.

What would you do if...

Suddenly the world was empty except for you? LOOTING TIME!
You woke up without your kidney? Probably scream, "OH GOD, MY KIDNEY, MY KIDNEY!!"
All the rooms in your house were switched around? Hope that my room was put next to the kitchen or toilet
The world was flipped upside down? I'd fall off and go careening into space, where all my blood vessels would burst and I'd die. How depressing.
You had 5 min to live? Write my last will and testament.
Favorites
Fav. Color: Black.
Fav. Animal: I dunno. Wolves?
Fav. Number: 64. No reason.
Fav. Smell: Pizza.
Fav. Food: Pizza or Bacon. Bacon pizza.
Fav. Drink: Dr Pepper.
Fav. Subject: Media.
Red or Blue? Blue, I suppose. Dark blues.
Fast or slow? Fast.
Dawn or Dusk? Dusk.
Summer or Winter? Winter.
Loud or Soft? Soft. (People who shout obviously have no control over themselves and are low in self-esteem.)
Soft or Hard? Hard. (You can substitute soft for hard, as in using a book for a pillow; you cannot substitute hard for soft, as in trying to hammer a nail with a pillow.)
Sweet or Spicy? Sweet. I don't have a very good taste for spicy.
Close or Distant? Distant. (I'm a nerd who has Aspergers.)
Funny or Serious? I'm beteen the two.
Short or Long? (What are we talking about, now?)
Naughty or nice? My head hurts.
Boy or Girl? I'm a boy...
Good or Bad? Why would anyone choose "bad?" What could you possible want that's bad? "I'd like a roasted chicken, please, but make sure it's extra bad, preferably with maggots and a horrible smell…"
Wha did you think of this Survey? Well, it took my mind off of boredom, so it has its merits. Then again, it was pretty much a waste of my time.

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Connor "I AM FULLY AWARE HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHAT I AM" Evans
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United Kingdom
I am a sarcastic, cynical, under-confident, smartass & terminally bored British teen. Yeah, I'd say that's about right.

Things about me that you might don't know:
Name: Connor "Jesus" Evans
Gender: Male
Eye Colour: Unknown... Seriously
Hair Colour: Dark Brown
Drinking: Non-alcoholic Kopparberg pear cider and Doctor Pepper (especially cherry, though I dont have it that often.)
Job: Student/Shut-in
Favorite Sport: Nonexistent
Favorite Colour(s): Black or Blue
Favorite Band: Hadouken!, Dream Evil, Crush 40 to name a few.
Siblings: Annoying younger sister.
Tattoos: No, I would need to get over my fear of needles for that.
Piercings:Used to, the hole has healed up now.
Hobbies: Videogames, surfing the internet, alienating people etc.
Pet Peeves: Slow walkers, people who sing pop, people who sing even though their voice sucks, really stupid people (I MEAN REALLY STUPID, FORGET YOUR OWN NAME STUPID.), people correcting me when I am right and what I am right about should be common knowledge.

Extensive list of videogames I own:

PC (Physical Copy):
-Sniper Elite V2
-Mass Effect
-Dark Souls PtDE
-Fallout 3 GOTY
-GTA III
-Thief 1, 2 & 3
-Mafia
-Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 & 3
-Deus Ex
-S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky
-Sim City IV DE
-KotOR II
-APB Reloaded
- The Simpsons Hit and Run
-Tribes II
-Battlefield 1942 WWII Anthology
-Dead Space
-Binding of Isaac

PC (Digital Copy):
-Alien Swarm
-Bioshock 1 & 2
-Borderlands 1 & 2
-Breath of Death VII
-Bully
-Counter-Strike: Source
-DC Universe Online
-Cthulhu Saves the World
-Dead Island
-Dead Rising 2
-Gmod & Gmod 13
-TES IV: Oblivion & TES V: Skyrim
-HL2: Deathmatch
-Just Cause 2
-Killing Floor
-Dwarf Fortress
- Left 4 Dead 1 & 2
-Magicka
-Postal 2
-Poker Night at The Inventory
-SWtOR
-Tribes Ascend
-VVVVVV
-Vampire: The Masquerade-Bloodlines
-TF2
-The Sims
-The Secret World
-Stick RPG 2 Director's Cut
-Fallout NV GOTY
-I Wanna Be The Guy: Gaiden (This game is so difficult!)
-Minecraft
-GTA: SA
-Sid Meier's SimGolf
-Mari0 (It's classic mario with a portal gun!)
-Zineth
-Super Crate Box

PS2:
-Beyond Good & Evil
-Half Life
-Red Faction 1 & 2
-Silent Hill 2
-CoD 1, 2 & 3
-Disney Treasure Planet
-Kya: Dark Lineage
-Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly
-Primal
-Scaler
-Ratchet & Clank
-Tony Hawk's American Wasteland
-Herdy Gerdy
-Tony Hawk's Underground
-Astro Boy
-Syberia 1 & 2
-Unreal Tournament
-SOS The Final Escape
-Micro Machines
-Disney Extreme Skate Adventure
-Burnout
-MGS 2: Sons of Liberty

PS3 (Physical):
-Homefront
-LEGO Pirates of The Carribean
-The Orange Box
-Medal of Honor Tier 1 Edition
-MAG
-Saints Row 2 & 3
-Stormrise
-inFamous
-Portal 2
-Mirror's Edge
-Modnation Racers
-Tomb Raider: Underworld
-Uncharted 1, 2 & 3
-PROTOTYPE
-Skate 1, 2 & 3
- Prince of Persia reboot
-Devil May Cry IV
-LEGO Indiana Jones
-Hitman Absolution
-Genji: Days of the Blade
-Sacred 2
-Red Dead Redemption GOTY
-Turok
-AC: 1, 2, Brotherhood, Revelations & 3
-Timeshift
-Batman Arkham Asylum & City
-LittleBigPlanet 1 & 2
-TES IV: Oblivion & TES V: Skyrim
-MotorStorm
-Ratchet & Clank: Tools of Destruction
-Fallout NV
-Fallout 3 GOTY
-The Saboteur
-Destroy All Humans: Path of the Furon
-Battlefield 3
-CoD 3, 4, 5, MW2, BO, MW3 & BOII
-Overload I & II
-Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One
-Sniper: Ghost Warrior
-PoP: The Forgotten Sands
-Mercenaries 2
-Deus Ex: Human Revolution
-Bayonetta
-Tony Hawk's: Proving Ground
-LEGO Batman 2
-Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock (DON'T BUY THIS!)
-Far Cry 2
-Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway
-SSX reboot
-Resistance: Fall of Man
-darkSector
-Unreal Tounament 3
-mini ninjas
-GTA IV w/ Episodes of Liberty City
-Wheelman
-Burnout Paradise: Ultimate Box
-Mindjack
-Heavenly Sword
-Stranglehold
-The Club
-Alice 1 & 2
-The Sims 3

PS3 (Digital):
-BigSky Infinite
-Bulletstorm
-LIMBO
-MotorStorm Apocolypse
-Jet Set Radio HD
-Oddworld: Abe's Odyssey & Exodus
-PAIN
-Ratchet & Clank: Quest for Booty
-Super Stardust
-The Last Guy
-Bioshock 2

Wii:
-Wii Sports (Duh!)
-LoZ Twilight Princess
-Metroid Prime 3
-Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam
-Rock Band
-Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2
-Resident Evil 4
These are all I can think of for now as I haven't used the wii in months.

PSP: Tony Hawk's Underground 2 Remix

DS:
Ace Attorney 1, 2, 3 and Apollo Justice
Scribblenauts
The Urbz - Sims in the City
Professor Layton
N+

Total Count: 199

Hope you found that educational because this was a major time-suck for me. Seriously it took me three hours to list all these and count them.
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lalalei2001 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015
Thanks for the Proto-faves!
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SaphireBlaze Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I always support people who like the Protomen. Always.
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Beckii-Hi-Five Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I think your connor from school...
HI! If you are, i'm Beckii from school.
Yanoe, the short... Short... Short person? Yeah s'me!
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SaphireBlaze Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am fully aware of who you are, however if you neglect to capitalize my name again I will murder your entire family with a potato.

Translation:
Oh, hey.
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Beckii-Hi-Five Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Ahh, I'm terribley sorry for my awful grammar. And lol xD
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KottaKitty Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Portal = FUCKING AMAZING.
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KottaKitty Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YO! sorry we didn't talk much at expo, but i had to run off and meet some peeps DX
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SaphireBlaze Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Meh, it don't matter, I expected to not even find you. I got some awesome shizz including a replica of Ichigo's Shikai and an L hat.
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KottaKitty Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HEY! sorry but you've been tagged XD

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you don't have to do it if you don't want to :)
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KottaKitty Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
dude! i made us a chat room so we can talk and blah alot easier XD cuz i no has face book... but yeah. [link] :)
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